Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.
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Patrice Fullhart
Patrice Fullhart

Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out

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Ryno
Ryno

Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂

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Marcos Rodriguez
Marcos Rodriguez

Tim and ryan!

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Brennan Weaver
Brennan Weaver

LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

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mmaassoo
mmaassoo

Smart Tim. This is under YMH

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Evan Atwood
Evan Atwood

Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm

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Crystal Elliott
Crystal Elliott

Best guess bear was LeeAnn

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TheEmzley
TheEmzley

Tim Dillon

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Austin Murray
Austin Murray

If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

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Chris Heryla
Chris Heryla

Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

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Oliver Dansinger
Oliver Dansinger

best is bert and push

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Mayvous *
Mayvous *

Best guest was Bobby Lee

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rajveer khanduja
rajveer khanduja

ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

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Funny Stuff
Funny Stuff

41:20 has Toms best expression ever

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Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens

Law abiding citizen?

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Gage Mainus
Gage Mainus

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN JESUS IM ANNOYED

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11B BQ
11B BQ

It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

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chloe kruger
chloe kruger

leanne forsure

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COOGS12
COOGS12

Naval stones! Lmfao

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wesoldiersallday
wesoldiersallday

"It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50

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BRIAN WORLEY
BRIAN WORLEY

Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

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Union Wireman
Union Wireman

Tim

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WATTson
WATTson

Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

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Ashleysart Attack
Ashleysart Attack

I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

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Broken Routine Podcast
Broken Routine Podcast

https://youtu.be/tvHIc-6wTNA

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Jason Allnatt
Jason Allnatt

Tim dillon was favorite guest host

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Steve N. Brule
Steve N. Brule

Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

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Jake Wick
Jake Wick

Ryan sickler by far

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VIKESH CHAND
VIKESH CHAND

"i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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VIKESH CHAND
VIKESH CHAND

Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

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Jack Miles
Jack Miles

Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

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jarl-caysen
jarl-caysen

1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

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Mickala Kabeary
Mickala Kabeary

Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

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jarl-caysen
jarl-caysen

you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

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Johan Ludvigsson
Johan Ludvigsson

I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

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Epic Guy
Epic Guy

Bobby all the way

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Brandon Brawner
Brandon Brawner

this made me feel rat ass

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Brandon Brawner
Brandon Brawner

that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

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nathan garcia
nathan garcia

I hate bert.

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Trevor Carlisle
Trevor Carlisle

Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

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Hide Yah Mom
Hide Yah Mom

Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

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Cameojoe
Cameojoe

How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

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john y
john y

Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs

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john y
john y

I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

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Average Joe Gaming
Average Joe Gaming

Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

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Tommy L
Tommy L

Bobby lee

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Dave Gammon
Dave Gammon

“I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

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Dave Gammon
Dave Gammon

Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

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cakright
cakright

Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

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11BangBang
11BangBang

As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

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allenc1091
allenc1091

At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

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Noe Garcia Jr
Noe Garcia Jr

Bobo

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Kelli bell
Kelli bell

Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

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Erasmo Flores
Erasmo Flores

The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

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David Mills
David Mills

Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

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Bobby Ludlam
Bobby Ludlam

1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

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TrapHunt
TrapHunt

So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

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Logan S
Logan S

This is how advertisements should be done

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Scott W
Scott W

Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

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Christian Hopkins
Christian Hopkins

NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

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Weston Forced-last-name-display
Weston Forced-last-name-display

42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

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catcruz35
catcruz35

12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

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kyla marie
kyla marie

Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

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Brian HL
Brian HL

hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

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zergintrest
zergintrest

Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

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Peter Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

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Dennis Cadieux
Dennis Cadieux

Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

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Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

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Mike R
Mike R

1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

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마마맘마마마마마ᅡ
마마맘마마마마마ᅡ

This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

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terry winston
terry winston

wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

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TMAN
TMAN

🥋

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trolrtkorjkhgjdn
trolrtkorjkhgjdn

bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

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Stephen Jenkins
Stephen Jenkins

Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

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Michael Gibson
Michael Gibson

I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

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Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz
Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz

Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

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Jeff Harambe
Jeff Harambe

I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

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Trevor Payne
Trevor Payne

Best guess 100% Ryan

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C B
C B

LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

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Miranda Daigle
Miranda Daigle

Ryan sickler

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Christian Denmark
Christian Denmark

The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

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Maria Zielinski
Maria Zielinski

Tie between Bobby & Tim

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robert mathews
robert mathews

Sickler

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Todd Durbin
Todd Durbin

Sickle cell

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Marshall McDonough
Marshall McDonough

1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

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Otaku Andy
Otaku Andy

Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

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Jose Arteaga
Jose Arteaga

Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

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alex soares
alex soares

Bobby Lee

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Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

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Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz
Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

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Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

Ryan Sickler was the best

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Lighthouse094
Lighthouse094

I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

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Lighthouse094
Lighthouse094

My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

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BonBon
BonBon

Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

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Spencer Stutesman
Spencer Stutesman

I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣

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Daniel Dominguez
Daniel Dominguez

Bert is obviously racist...

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Jason Miller
Jason Miller

Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn

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Saint BoPo
Saint BoPo

This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

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Icthus at Arms
Icthus at Arms

More Bobby Lee! But Dillon and Sickler were awesome too!

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Ryan Cassar
Ryan Cassar

BOBBY LEE ALL DAY

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James Hall
James Hall

My favorite guest bear was Liann or how ever you spell that shit

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