Is it weird I actually kind of want this? Because I would use the one about exes on a fucking daily basis.

I actually need this

“If I hear the phrase you can do it, I literally won’t. Just to prove a point.” SAME

Are we still claiming that Pelotan is sexist? Or has the left finally realized they were acting like petulant children when protesting that commercial?

I would actually use this.

Didn't watch it before because I thought it's a political thing about Nancy Pelosi :(

The subtle Star Trek TNG reference was awesome! "I did five rides, it says I only did four."

The secret is out. We’ve been using these tactics on our patients for years! (I am a sports medicine physical therapist.) 🚴🏼‍♀️🏃‍♂️⛷

Should have had Trump saying something negative.

Peloton take notes! 😂

SNL "killed it" with this!!!

So you pay $3000 to have someone call you a "Peleton"??? You better at least call me by my name if I'm going to spend all that money on your stupid piece of metal.

I HATE PELETON. I HATE THE COMMERCIALS. IT'S A DAMN CULT.

Amazing

This show really sucks.

Me in have show we watch it it like are show to bannter at each.other lol Fucke funnny hahhaalovebunnnybooochochhzoombroom

OMG this is why I never bought one and cycle on a mountain bike alone in the beautiful wilderness

what is the comedians name who plays sarah?

I need to buy this

I would spend $4k for a Pelotaunt. But I do require the music be lit.

I literally need this.

I see nothing wrong with this because the quickest way for me to leave a workout is giving me inspirational bull$hit.

Now I know where the try outs instructors ended up lol

Low key I would buy this

This is the first snl skit that made me gasp for breath and cry laugh 💀😭💀😭!!!

I'd buy this in a heartbeat

TODAY IS THE DAY OF SALVATION If I die today will I go to Heaven? Why would anyone put off the most important decision they could ever make in their lives, concerning eternal life? "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of god—not by works, so that none can boast." EPHESIANS 2:8-9 Moreover, Brethren, I declare to you the gospel which I preached to you, which also you received and in which you stand, by which also you believed in vain. For I delivered to you first of all that which I also received: that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures, and that he was buried, and the he rose again the third day according to the scriptures.  1 CORINTHIANS 15:1-4 The ABC's of Salvation: A: ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A SINNER. This is where that godly sorrow leads to genuine repentance for sinning against the righteous god and there is a change of heart, we change our mind and God changes our hearts and regenerates us from the inside out. B: BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS, WAS BURIED, AND THAT GOD RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEAD. Believe in your heart that Jesus Christ died for your sins, was buried, and that God raised Jesus from the dead. This is trusting with all of your heart that Jesus Christ is who he said he was. C: CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD. This is trusting with all of your heart that Jesus Christ is who he said he was. Every single person who ever lived since Adam will bend their knee and confess with their mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, the Lord of Lords and the King of Kings.

The CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM soundtrack got me.

I wanna kick Sarah lol

Thanks

"*ONLY* Pelotaunt!" 😂😂😂

I would really buy this

What's next? Mac's bike from always sunny...https://youtu.be/7bmyGI6qQwc

Finally they are talking about me, this "...you can do it." really not working for me, I quite literally😁. I just walk away, hate pressure🤪 just to prove a point.

Hahahahahahaha

This actually might work for me.. My therapist may agree.

Hard pass on this

The Duolingo Owl as an exercise program

As a gym rat and part time trainer, this was hilarious!

Heidi looking good

This is funny - like watching paint dry is funny.

I gotta have it

In a few years it'll probably be consider "edgy" that I'm an extreme sport athlete...doing crazy things, like riding a bicycle outside of my living room. People love to be conned. Nothing like spending thousands of dollars to take all the joy out of riding a bicycle.

Dick's Last Resort was a success. I think Pelotaunt should go 'R' rated.

A great business model

Just disconnect the screen. Ride it like a real bicycle!

Kept waiting for a laugh but never came, not good at all

Good to see Melissa V in more stuff!

I actually kinda want it

I used one of those "couch to 5k" apps to start a jogging routine, and it worked pretty well. Still, I always thought it would have been even more effective if it could track when you were slowing down and jump in with "Hey, pick it up, fat boy!"

Hilarious that me

Mom option is just

How does kate nails every costume and concept waow

Yo this is actually a good way to motivate yourself I ain’t gonna lie

#need

I love this!!! I would love the taunting!! Lmfao 🤣 !! It’s much better than the false praising I know that’s not normal, but I prefer the realistic taunting banter! 🙌🤣❤️

I would so totally get onboard with this.

1:56 Hahah. 😅

*Where can I buy this?*

This is EXACTLY what works for me. 😳

This is so fucking good

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Writers are showing their kinks again...

this, excellent business model...

Watching this made me realize I was raised by passive aggressive parents, and that feelings on inadequacy have been my biggest motivators in life.

*Throws money*

jokes on you, i have a degradation kink

#1 reason NOT to buy a Peloton and subscription: I don’t need people yelling at me, even if it’s encouragement. #2 reason: It’s ungodly expensive.

I can’t stand when people call punishment “negative reinforcement.” Negative reinforcement is rewarding someone by taking away something bad. (Eat all your vegetables and you won’t have to do chores) Also they clearly don’t know what “avoidant attachment style” actually means. This is a psych majors nightmare

Great and funny. All you wrote this submit this for next year's Emmy awards. Maybe the exercise bike industry will follow.

I’d use my wife’s peloton for this.

Someone's seriously going to make this now.

I would AB-SO-LUTELY get this

The Fisheye Butt Shot!! LOL!

I would BUY. I want to be called fat and that my ex is with someone hotter

I was 2 minutes in when I realised this isnt an ad

I need one.

Finally the non perky people get some attention! I can’t stand perky! My whole life I’ve been this way -! There’s so much to learn from snark :)

What Peloton really needs is a mute button

We know people like this....

would have been better if it taunted you for not using it!

i’m can’t believe this would work for me

Very funny 🤣

Take a pass on both positive and negative artificial motivational aids to physical exercise and personal fitness. It isn't egotistical to say that the best motivator is one's own self, or that it shouldn't be done to impress anyone else, but to enjoy the benefits of good health. Which isn't just good for one's own self; as a boon to society it also helps improve the lives of others around us.

This is my childhood

Unless this lady repents she will be going to hell and suffer eternal torment forever

0:59 lol lol lol lol

NO LIKE I NEEDED THIS

I low-key feel this could actually work and be a thing.

I feel attacked

The fact that this would work just because of how spiteful I’d get is scaring me

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This will work on me

this... might actually work on us Americans

Someone should market a real version of this and pay SNL a royalty. It is actually an idea that would probably be successful. Anyone remember the fake SNL ad for the Triple Trac Razor Blade (not just two, but THREE blades", because "America, you'll believe anything". In 1975, when two blade razors were beginning to hit the market. 40+ years later, IRL, we have the Gillete Mach 3 and the Schick Quattro.

just shut up and take my money already, Pelotaunt

Step on me til I'm skinny, Pelotaunt

I thought I was going to hate this video. This video is all kinds of awesome.

Snl is dead

all jokes aside Beck's ass is stupendous