This Cruz guy is vile

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The Cuomo jab tho

As I ( liberal) Texan I do not claim him

The nursing home stuff. What is he talking about?

This generation of comedians suck big time zero talent. We need the comedians from the 1970's and 80's these snowflakes have zero humor.

And cuomo murdered old people on purpose.... which is worse again?

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1.3K Republicans disliked this video 😂

More Cuomo bashing please ... People died and Cuomo lied!

Yesssss, he was supposed to stop by everyhouse and hold people by their hand to help em get through it, help electricians pull wires, etc., I get it...

White supremist Cruz belongs in Russia, not America (Texas).

Please for the love of Humanity bring back Kevin Nealon or Dennis Miller

Spending a lot of time on this, but not on Cuomo killing grandma, threatening Ron Kim, and sexually assaulting his staffer. You dont care about covid, power abuses, or sexual assault.

So SNL, your place as a tool for the left is well seated. Maybe some day you'll be funny again

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At least everyone in Cancun was spared the sight of Cruz in a bathing suit.

@Don Quixote - Blah blah blah blah blah. We know who’s framing Andrew.

Spending a lot of time on this, but not on Cuomo killing grandma, lying about it, threatening Ron Kim, and sexually assaulting his staffer.

"Andrew Cuomo, who looks like all three Goodfellas at once" LOL who, exactly, wrote that? Bravo 😂😂

Trump 2024!

TC is such a liar, pure garbage demagogue and hypocrite

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SNL SUCKS SO BAD NOW DAYS!!!!

Nevermind the politics. Bring back mr bill! Snl goes out of their way not to be funny!

Now that was 😆😆😆

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Foreign born Cruz can never be president, same as a Saudi Prince or the dictator of Russia. Our Founding Fathers knew some idiot would come along from who knows where, get citizenship and claim they could be president. But in their wisdom they made it unconstitutional.

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I recall my reaction when I first heard that Cruz went to Mexico while I was so cold I felt numb and going to the bathroom in a bucket, a string of curse words followed by “can we make Mexico keep the bastard??.”

Ted Cruz is representing Texans. Texans must be assholes.

he looks disgraceful with that big stomack of his

i'm not voting for any of his legislations

Communist propaganda.

They killed it 🤣🤣🤣

SNL used to be a great show. Now it is just a political hack show that praise liberals and knock Republicans. If they stop running it would be the best thing for everyone. They have no real talents like John Candy, Chevy Chase, John Belushi,etc.

John Belushi was ANTIFA - "I hate Illinois Nazis"..Chevy Chase is an environmentalist green new deal Democrat. .

Wonderful, now do Cuomo sending thousands of old folks to their deaths in the nursing homes!

😂

I blame it on libtards.

I'd have taken my family n left too!!

yeah blame Ted Cruz for all of this instead of the windmills freezing over. epic media. I guess his entire political career is in shambles because he decided to go on vacation. jesus christ

@zivkovicable renewable energy sources cover 1/5 of Texas' energy

. You swallowed the lies then. Only around 4% of Texas energy is provided by wind power.

Looking forward to seeing them report on Andrew Cuomo forcing himself on that lady....

The can't wait to see him gone too.....but why are you changing the subject?

All 3 goodfellows at once

Man, Che's got a lot of coke jokes... I'm starting to think he snorts massive amounts of blow

When are y’all gonna do a skit one on Cuomo or Newsom? There’s some material there

In an age where we supposedly decry bullying it is somehow ok to bulky Ted Cruz. He may not be the world’s greatest guy this is still unacceptable. The modern media loves to do this crap. It shouldn’t matter what your politics are when it comes to bullying.

Love how Che gave shit to Jost about his privilege.

So much for global warming I guess

First of all New Yorkers nobody in Texas gives a fuck what you think. We have enough guns and ammo to take on every fucking blue state in the country.. And if last year the governor asked for millions of dollars to protect us from freezing storms you people would have laughed at him and said because of global warming Texas will never have snow again.

Did the SNL crew write these comments? No, seriously .

Just show the whole fucking segment

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SNL has always been funny, still is funny, and will always be funny.

@trick49 I love SNL. Your opinion is always welcomed in a Country that has free speech. Don't watch it if you don't like it.

@Randy Millhouse laughter for who? one side of the aisle? it's only funny for 50% of Americans. their "humour" is just bashing republicans 24/7. They need to be honest in what they are now, Left Populists Saturday Night Live

@trick49 I never found laughter dangerous.

theyre always polarizing on every single topic. that isn't funny, it's dangerous.

Whos care where he went.

You are right...that doesn't matter. What does is that he left the state he represents when he should have been there.

Snl is no longer relevant.

AOC can put her boyfriend on payroll but Ted Cruz can't take a vacation.

Biden dropping N bombs but who cares bc Ted Cruz took a vacation.

Find the musical "Fly me to Cancun" on Founders sing.

Lol somebody's been eating buckets of fried chicken

Someone told me to watch this because it was hilarious. It wasn't. Far reaching

If I could, I would definitely get my family out of Texas during the storm. Can’t blame Cruz

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uh.....

I love weekend update. What is Texas thinking electing this guy. Plus he looks like a slob.

Where are the $1400 stimulus checks?

Oh come on, the Cuomo thing was way funnier & worse than Cruz & deserved WAY more jokes.

Michael Che reads his jokes like it is the first time he has ever seen them. He laughs at his own jokes too.

*gets Stefon flashbacks*

So...gonna cover how Biden said nigger at his recent press conference and also said minorities don't know how to use the internet....won't hold my breath there....

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Michael Che Guevara

Now I know why people mock Texas as TexASS. Bunch of pussies. Media and People: We should help Texas! Texas: Please Do! We Need Help! I Can't Survive!!! Me: LOL. Really? They never helped us out every time we had a snowstorm. And Southerners all said 'It never snows more than an inch and then it melts quick.' Geico Pinocchio where you at??? This is why I will never live in any Southern State in the Gulf of Mexico area! That also includes every other southern state with the exception of North Carolina. North Carolina is the only state that I would move to. Other than that, this proves the South really is very uneducated. It wasn't just Texas either. It Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, all of the Midwest and all of the East Coast. Texas you really are TexASS. Spongebob Squarepants I would love you to make fun of Texas again. That literally was the best and only thing that was original and funny about Spongebob.

It’s not like Texas makes up 41% of oil that the entire US uses. No wonder people are leaving California to Texas it’s such a shit hole. And saying the south is uneducated is a 1800s-1900s ideology

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The result of gay marriage. Lol these guys always crack me up

https://youtu.be/tkYlotETDWQ Ted going over

Daaaammm!

I saw one headline that stated Cruse and Coumo are both in hot water. These idiots are actually comparing a bad time to take a vacation with a fool that is responsible for the deaths of a couple of thousand people.

TED CANCRUZ

You might be a Democrat or progressive if you care more about someone taking their family on vacation than a Governor killing thousands of nursing home residents and then lying about the number of deaths. We know where these clowns on SNL fall.

Ted looks like Penguin from Batman!!!

Comments below further proof that most Americans don't have a basic understanding of the roles of state and federal government.

Don't worry about Biden being a racist....Ted Cruz went on a vacation.

You like to go to Mexico? You need some money?

What was Ted Cruz doing about Texas? Oh, that's what he was doing. What most Republicans do during a crisis... Nothing... like usual. https://youtu.be/MOnGNSDlZJU

Gosh I don't recall SNL ripping on GAvin Newsom when he was caught disobeying his rules. Fucking hypocrites.

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Tell Michael to start a new party NAACP for 2024 primary!

CRUZ learned how to handle a crisis (COVID), from the Donald...IGNORE IT!!!

That's nice.

Wish news was really like this....honest, lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hate Ted Cruz but I find it strange that SNL or the nightly shows or news are making a bigger deal out of Ted Cruz for leaving to Cancun (I agree, it was stupid by him) than they are of Governor Cuomo having directly put sick people in nursing homes and causing thousands and thousands of people to die during peak of COVID. He then coordinated a lie to cover up the correct number. Ted Cruz should be embarrassed but Governor Cuomo should be resign and a criminal investigation should happen.

Open up the borders, during a pandemic and at the same time killing thousands of jobs...c’mon man.

Oh, let’s pick on Cruz, while Biden’s windmills froze over

Please leave Che alone, first transgender and now being an anti-semite; I am a jew and trust me when I tell you I know what being in the presence of an anti-semite. Has humor left this country? Get over it

Ted "Mayor Quimby" Cruz

Shame on you Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz aka FAT cat. needs to go on a diet

The sad thing is that Texas will probably elect him again.

Ted Cruz, the GOP at its finest.

Ted "Cancun" Cruz

MICHAEL CHE and COLIN JOST SPREAD CONSPIRACY THEORIES !!!

SNL sucks. Bring back the 90s snl

That’s what happened when you vote a legendary liar politician. ted🧸 give more BS.